He already co-owns Frings at King and Spadina.

Without a shred of hyperbole, Armada might be the worst book I've ever read.

This is the first time I've ever watched Top Chef, so I don't know anything about these guys in previous seasons, but was Katsuji an asshole before?

Adam seems to always try to make things more difficult than they need to be. He's the classic overthinking player.

Ken has an accent, right?

I'm going to go ahead and call that one (two, I guess, technically) of the best episodes in the history of the show.

Go fuck yourself, Mark Zuckerberg.

It's hard to watch Radio Raheem's death in 2016 and not immediately think of Eric Garner.

Skippy should be a puppet.

"I've never seen Shawn Michaels before, so I'm just gonna draw Hot Shots-era Charlie Sheen with lighter hair and hope for the best."

In his grief, he's made a deal with Pazuzu in an attempt to resurrect Gordie Howe.

Sturm und Drang.

Would you ask Tom Petty about Disco Duck?

This is geared at what is perhaps the most niche audience in existence.

Canadians recognize him from the beloved '90s CBC consumer awareness show for teens called "Street Cents."

Not a huge fan of his music, but I've met the man on several occasions and he is a very nice guy. So there's that.

He's a really funny dude.

TURTLE: Vince is gonna do the movie!

"But at the most trying points of my life, I noticed that there was only one set of footprints."

Dusty's headed to the pay winda in the sky. RIP.