Yes, the loser is demoted to the Sunbelt Conference and the conference champ takes their place! Looks like App. State is headed to the AFC North!

“Now we’re down to just 11 guys!”

The Steelers are actually 3rd in the league in total unnecessary roughness penalties, but I guess that doesn’t fit your desired narrative that they get away with stuff more often than other teams, does it?

I don’t know what games people watch, but Antwon Blake and Ike Taylor got called for like a million defensive pass interference penalties the last couple years, and Mitchell gets called for roughing penalties all the time.

Those idiots think they’re his teammate.

I don’t know, I think Jim McMahon’s family secretly likes not having to think of new gifts to get him each year.

I am shocked...SHOCKED, I say, that something this classless would occur in the parking lot of a Hooters.

Can’t even look the goalie in the eye when he scores on him. Pussy.

What the fuck does Hines Ward have to do with any of this?

It sure looks like Sum Ting Wong

Anybody who says he isn’t the best player in the league is just being provocative or stupid.

Showing againwhy there is no debate about who the best player in the world is. It’s Crosby, and it’s Crosby by a large margin. I hate him. I absolutely hate him. At the same time I love to watch him play which only makes me hate him more. It’s hysterical that there are people who try to argue that Jonathan Toews is in…

Crosby is the best player in the world. And somehow still the most underrated.

My first goal in my beer league came when a goalie stopped me on a breakaway and I collected the puck behind the goal and banked it in off of him. Felt like a goddamn magician. I have no further point.

And that includes like a full 1.5 seasons he missed with those concussions, too. He had 32 goals and 34 assists in his first 41 games that 2010-2011 season before the concussion - if he hadn’t had his career temporarily derailed, his total stats would be even gaudier than they already are.

no it still counts. you just won’t get pregnant

I was just thinking that. Dude’s not even 30 yet and should break 1,000 career points this year if he stays healthy. That’s insanity in today’s league.

Sometimes I feel like Crosby is underrated. And I’m a god damned Bruins fan.

I thought it didn’t count if you beat it off someone’s back.