"or cocaine" was so much worse than "or candy". Definitely worth the change.

Yup. 2016, man.

Yup, you should have paid more attention after Ready To Die.

He always had the air of someone who knew something we didn't, and who did his best to communicate it to us. We just couldn't quite meet him halfway.

Which one is the surprise?

The year doesn't get blamed for octogenarians.

Party Down.

Better not do your laundry ever again.

He definitely looked up as the Reaper came in, put down his cigarette, and said "well it's about damn time."

You know what show was good? Reaper. Boy he was good in that.

Sam, what's wrong with our accounts?

They made Disqus great again.

"Hey, it's me, the guy that created The Mentalist before you ripped it off and made it a popular show. Want to just directly buy some of my ideas this time?"

I feel sure there were bikinis on friday night lights

Sick waves, nasty breaks, hang ten!

Look, if you pitched Friday Night Lights but surfing and hawaii I might be willing to go along with it?

Speaking of ruminations, how about those .gifs?

He's a bit of a kook.

Who is Pete Holmes has his moments?

Tell that to his laugh.