He has his moments!

You know, opening an interview by asking the interviewee how you got there isn't a terrible idea.

HOW DID I GET HERE?!

He's pete holmes, not pete magic worker.

Dear Pete, why is your clearly manufactured manner so grating? If you are creating a persona wholecloth wouldn't you want it to be appealing? Also why not be your self? The brief moments when the act drops here and there make a case for why you could be compelling.

I don't at all! I can't even begin to parse out the implication you are pointing to.

Dog, that handprint is comically huge. Like how big is this ape?

I want a Fat Mike/Killer Mike collabo.

I always liked your name. Happy trails, for as long as you last.

You know, they talk a lot about the female POV of Jessica Jones, but easily the most progressive aspect of the marvel shows has been that the sadsack funsuck whiney "don't be the hero of the show, hero!" role has been filled by a man.

She could get her hell powers from the same magic nonsense!

Oh man, but by some magic nonsense she gets his abilities and takes over as the devil of hell's kitchen.

Please. Terrific fridging opportunity.

Now that's a Zach Galifinakis role I could get into.

Please don't take Karen away.

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Y IS IMPOSBLE 2 TEL IF WAZARD GAY?

Apparently three was two few.

Racist.

Eichner's patronus is Meryl Streep