Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

Came here to say without Charleston Chew, this test is incomplete.

Does nobody remember Charleston Chews? These were always “Summer at the beach” type things, and ALWAYS served frozen. You whacked it into pieces before opening...always.  THAT is the definitive answer to what candy is best frozen.

NASCAR, an organization that makes major safety changes pretty much every time there is a high-profile death associated with racing, will now withdraw its support from the NRA, an organization that does jack fucking shit to improve any safety measures, and in fact calls for more lax standards, whenever there are…

I’ve transitioned from really enjoying NFL Sundays to really enjoying college football Saturdays. Good games and great matchups are on for, like, 15 straight hours.

I used to get really stoked for football, but the last few years I just can’t stand just being home and watching tv on Sundays when I could be out enjoying the fall weather. In the past I’d go on some nice long bike rides, but last year and this year I’ve gotten into cyclocross bike racing, which is super fun off road…

We used to play “Ass Is Up”. You’d have a line of guys facing the wall, basically playing a version of handball*. First guy serves, then #2 hits, and down the line. If you missed, you got “A”. First guy to have 7 misses to spell out Ass Is Up went up against the wall and everyone got to throw the ball as hard as…

I forget where I read it, but after Trump won there was an article about how the MAGA set became more inflamed after Trump was elected. They didn’t just want to win, per se, they wanted the respect that came along with it and literally no one could afford that to them since, well, Trump. That turned into just…

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Why is it that people like Verlander and his spouse, who don’t hesitate to call people overly sensitive or “cucks” are generally really overly sensitive cucks ? 

Bold move to admit to dating an 11-year-old.

I know everyone seems to think this is hilarious (they did over at Deadspin at least) but I must be getting old or something because it just makes me sad.

Some people work quicker than others. It’s a thing.

Look we know the President is an idiot who would totally think this is appropriate - none of what he does surprises me - but that family! Why would they do this? Days after his sister in law is dead this guy is using the child she died protecting so that he can grinning photos with the president whose policies…

What the actual fuck? The poor kid has a fractured skull and they just let him waltz out of jail? Dude is a danger to society and needs to be locked up for a long ass time. Guy sounds like mass shooter material.

I had a friend who dated a woman from Ohio in college. When she dumped him, he referred to her as that “worthless, Ohio, piece of shit.” One of my other friends fired back, “no need to say the same thing three times. We get the point.” 

Am I wrong that ALL arcade games in the 80s (even through the 90s?) contained only the ability to enter three characters into high scores, i.e., one’s initials? It really bugged me that the high score on Dig Dug read “madmax,” especially since, if i’m right, it could have just as easily read “max,” and the plot would…

Hey, I was born in ‘71 as well. I tip my glass of Metamucil to you.

Thanks for explaining. I was born in 1971, so I was the same age as the boys in season 1 and 2. Every reference I notice is a thrill, even if it’s something as small as a video camera.

Lots of folk in my town had the initials F U & K, for some strange reason.