This chick I used to work with once brought in leftover baked clams and heated them still in the shell in the microwave, worst thing I ever smelled which includes such hits as 2 week old kids chocolate milk left to bake in the summer heat and cleaning out the sink grease trap at the bagel place where I used to work.…

That’s a fuckin’ touchdown, right there...

I’ve done that, 34 minutes...

A family friend is a position coach at a very, very well known university and bitches all the time that the Head Coach is entirely useless and the rest of the staff know to not even bother trying to consult him 99% of the time. The way it’s told, even by the players, he’s great at saying the right things to get a…

The last important rule remaining is that no N.F.L. game can be broadcast opposite a home team in its primary market.

More like they ate a “D”...

Lookit, it’s better than this fuckin’ one

In my single 20's I lived and breathed football, I’d get up around 11, get myself a Hungryman hero and the paper from the deli and count down the minutes till the pregame show, which I’d watch in it’s entirety. Then I’d watch all day and night not even care who was playing. I’d take a nap somewhere from the first -…

You wanna get rid of all the bullshit flags? Is that what you want? Then stop throwing flags for crap that happens away from the play!

Yanks fan not sorry to see him go...Sure, he’s awesome when you look at the overall win loss record but when you watch everyday you ask yourself wtf is he doing on a regular basis and then you realize that the talent on the team bails him out more often than not. Not saying he sucks but frustrating as hell a lot of…

Cheeesssseee

Couple years back, okay like 25, I was working in a Sears Auto Shop and at 10 minutes to closing this guy comes feverishly walking into the shop with a little weird looking guy in tow and stops the first person he sees. Turns out the little weird guy is actually Italian, like legit Italian, on vacation from Italy,…

How about the NFL, if they insist that they’re sympathetic to the underlying cause of the root issue, meet with the players in an open setting and ask what they can do be it fund a think tank on the issue, create a program, something, anything that shows that they are legitimately understand and are working to advance…

After perusing that line up I’m reminded of this classic film scene

I had a religious zealot friend this morning post an article from some red Jesus lovin’ site that stated Roy Moore owned the shit outta Chuck Todd yesterday and he should probably kill himself over his lack of knowledge regarding the Constitution. Todd apparently stated that the Bill of Rights was granted to us by…

Agreed, you make more of a mark with a wide brush than the tip of a pen. Softening the edges a bit will appeal to a wider audience and get more people involved and talking who ordinarily might not be and that’s what we need, numbers. PPeople of color have complained of this shitty treatment for years to no avail but…

We tried to trick him into the same shit when he was with the Jets but the asshole kept finding his way out on to the field

Nobody said anything about actually eating that crap. You send her away, say inside to get drinks, then in her absence you heap a load of that sushit on a plate and meander over to a garbage can across the yard and bury the evidence. Do that once or twice, she thinks everybody liked it and you get to save your colon…

They rather not smash at all than have him wear a rubber? I guess with all that extra time maybe he’ll be able to memorize his kids names...

Hope you like prison food Craiggy...