What the hell is wrong with the Flatiron area? Hell, the proximity to Shake Shack alone should be enough to woo Simmons. It got me here....

Can he QB? We could use on up here on the NYJ

This might have been the longest article ever to appear on Deadspin. Are you guys now getting wampum by the word these days?

It gets the ball into the end zone or else it gets the switch again!

"Bironas's wife told police that he said goodnight to her and presumably went to bed at around 10:30 p.m., but was missing when she went to check on him later. Shortly thereafter, she called police to tell them that her husband was missing."

I agree completely! I was hit (read not just spanked) as a child, mostly with a closed fist and it did nothing but make me resent my father for years. I wouldn't even say it was always because my brothers and I did anything horrific, more often than not it was because we acted up a little and Daddy had a bad day. …

It fits, Goddell says "no one" at the NFL saw the tape...since he's basically already told everyone that women don't matter this female exec that apparently viewed the tape doesn't count. He was being truthful this whole time and everyone doubted him. I think we all owe Roger an apology

It fits, Goddell says "no one" at the NFL saw the tape...since he's basically already told everyone that women don't matter this female exec that apparently viewed the tape doesn't count. He was being truthful this whole time and everyone doubted him. I think we all owe Roger an apology