Mikey

7/12/15

Well, not quite. no. But if you don’t already understand the concepts of “that’s the best we’re going to get, so far”, or “Hamill has done a level of work with just the voice that no other actor can match with both the voice and the physical performance combined,” then I can’t explain those to you, sorry.

6/28/15

I wonder how much of it was “two survivors clinging together on the wreckage” and how much was “see how Y’ALL like it!”?

6/28/15

Since when did Abe Simpson become a boxing referee?

6/25/15

Gotta keep those Sunset Sarsaparilla star caps a secret so you don’t get attacked.

6/22/15

6/22/15

Yeah, that line is the perfect distillation of the absurdity of the “fake victim” claims.

6/22/15

6/22/15

That’s why I loved the “GG shits pants” in the post title. Because nothing better describes these twits than a baby sitting in it’s owned shitty diaper and crying for it to be changed. Save the babies are teenagers/adults who actually should know better than to purposefully shit themselves; yet they continue to do so…

6/22/15

Fine then. Watch my 49 minute youtube video called “Why feminists are ruining gaming” where I talk about that one girl who didn’t date me that one time. Also, I don’t play video games.

6/22/15

IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN BEING A MAN BABY, FP

6/22/15

what a bunch of babies

6/22/15

I love it when a group’s reaction to a point you made serves to further prove your point.

6/21/15

OK, someone’s definitely getting a Pulitzer for this thread. Like, all the Pulitzers.

6/21/15

Perspective was discovered in the 15th century, yet here we are, half a millenia later, arguing that that’s too short to be a golf club.

6/21/15

Seriously. This is the stupidest fucking argument, I could watch it all day. I’m going to start trolling other photos on Gawker with completely wrong identifications, and refuse to yield ground no matter what logic and sense suggest. I’ll start now. Whoa, what stadium was she playing in that somehow a raccoon was…

6/21/15

I’m truly shocked at how snarky Andi manages to be while still being completely wrong.

6/21/15

there are times when everyone truly is wrong and you’re the special snowflake who sees through all the static and is correct. this is not one of those times. it’s a short iron.

6/21/15

It’s an optical illusion. Imagine if she extended her arm.

6/21/15

Why do you Capitalize Random Words like an Insane Person who Quit School after 7th Grade?

6/19/15

Translation: “Because mass extinctions happen, we should do nothing to try to prevent another one.”