It would be neat if they would scrape all that algae off the outside of it. This looks just like my hillbilly neighbors' cursed underwater billiard room.

I, for one, welcome our new ping-pong playing overlords.

Agreed, that video's a real choker!!

And we can't drive all the way across the entire country on one tank of gas like you guys can.

This. And I just tried to promote your comment but couldn't. Because, well you know..

I had to go back and read the title of the article again myself. It's not accidents, it's nightmares.

Yeah, Mr Wizard did a way better job on this one. First thing I thought of...

Agreed, his hair just looks asinine.

No thanks, I prefer smoking.

This was awesome when you guys posted it last week as well!!

And if you don't have Netflix, check it out here:

Hey dick, did you ever stop to think that maybe a lot of people got bullied in school and they can relate to this video?

Those are decoys

I just tried to promote your comment, but you know.... It can't be done half the time.

Almost drove myself nuts trying to get to this article, as only the right-side version is hyperlinked. This site just gets better and better.

Umm because you didn't "sign" an agreement saying you wouldn't do any of those things??

Considering that's the *only way* to delete a file on a hard drive - yes.

I dunno. I keep my shovel in the garage. My neighbors keep theirs in a pile of snow in their front yard. Looks good with their filthy aluminum siding, broken downspouts, and rusted out POS vehicles in their driveway.

And I just saw it on the Internet. Never even had to leave the office.

Wow, an actual article on Giz. It's been a while.