Electric cars are a funny bunch.

Even having never driven one of these, I can tell you with 100% certainty that this is the correct answer.

You haven’t DRIVEN a CRV until you’ve been careening sideways in one down Angeles Crest frantically chasing a new WRX/Boxster S/Aston Martin.

I actually really like this.

That’s not what I meant. I was just making a point that there are certain places that are better off without cars, and I’m happy to let more efficient ways of transportation function there instead.

It’d be nice to have the “freedom” to drive on the sidewalks whenever traffic gets too bad, but I’m ok giving up some options in order to have a better-running society.

Mine.

I believe the proper phrase here is “best worst idea ever.”

In other words...

Call me old fashioned, but porn is one of the few things I try not to think about when drawing comparisons to Doug.

Not exactly sure how YOU poop, but for most of us (I’d imagine), we sit down with our phone out, toodle around on it while doing the do, then put it away, then do the really dirty work, then flush, then wash hands, then resume our day.

I got e-mails (“Dear Doug, can you take your Skyline to CarMax?”). I got text messages (“Hey man, take your Skyline to CarMax!”). I got YouTube comments (“u should of taken ur skyline asshole”).

Good.

I’m pretty sure that white means I’m a boring conformist who drives a transportation appliance.

I’m pretty sure white means I’m a boring conformist who drives a transportation appliance.

This started our as funny and intriguing. And then I realized how much time I’ve invested into reading about an “anal interface” and decided I’d rather not see these graphics on Jalopnik.

Touche. Talk to me in 5 months.

The last girl I took out on a date in my M Roadster is currently sitting across the room from me wearing a rather blingy ring I gave her.

It baffles me that more millionares don’t own their own kart/bike/car racetracks...

This is as right as the Nissan Lame 4 Dayz was wrong.