To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

Good god when did the country get so stupid?

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

At its current rate of decay, Fox News’ programming c. 2022 will just be crazed, geriatric white guys drawing mustaches and devil horns on Hillary Clinton’s publicity photos.

Just chiming in to say that I hope Hannity dies sooner rather than later.

I don’t think Mango Mussolini understands that he has caused The Great White Schism of 2017 from which many white extended families will never recover.

Dear Trump Voters,

I’d say let him have enough rope to hang himself but you know we can’t let people like him have any rope.

He’s a 70 year old man. He can’t be expected to remember every illicit meeting with representatives of a hostile foreign government.

He’s been accused(by me) of not really deserving the Oscar for The Revenant, but actually deserved it for What’s eating Gilbert Grape all those years ago. And also not marrying Kate Winslet when when he had the chance, cause their love for each other is undeniable.

Remember all the crying and bitching Charlottesville’s PD did about how the white supremacists were all “from the outside” and “not an accurate portrayal of the city” and whatnot? Mmmmmmmhmm

Anyone know what happened to that bird-looking fucker in the header image?

And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything, unless the room is too bright. A well-lit room? My only weakness.

Right on. These are the same people who berate others for “disrepecting the flag” even as they trample all the ideals the flag stands for, or who wail about the “War on Christmas,” even as they fail to appreciate the meaning behind the holiday or adhere to any kind of Christian moral philosophy.

An inability to distinguish between the literal and the metaphorical should be one of the defining characteristics of hopelessly stupid. I’ve argued with a lot of people like that over the years, and there really is no hope to enlighten them (pun unintended, but it works).