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No offense, Lt. Adam Hawley, but you can fuck right off.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

Isn’t whitefish the same town that Richard Spencer is from? What a weird place.

Who Would Jesus Jail To Gestate

I can’t get enough of sharing the totally scientific poll I conducted over the weekend.

The Battle of the Bulge, as it were.

Keep fighting the good fight, Target. Between this and y’all, you know, treating trans people like actual people, I can feel Bill O’s blood pressure going up.

If people don’t like it, their next life they’ll choose to be born on a planet without pollution.

“I’ve lived in a lot of countries where conspiracy theories abound because people feel like they lack self-determination,” a recently retired Foreign Service officer told reporter Jason Zengerle. “And a great many people inside State are now hypothesizing about what the goal of all this is. Why are they firing people