uhh so when was the last time mike babcock won a stanley cup then?  

I’ll give them that. I’m a Devils fan who grew up hating the successful Al Arbour-coached teams of the 80s but I really wish the Isles well this season. It’s good to see them playing well. 

Big Isles fan here. This video is more shameful than any boomer could ever find the fisherman jersey (of which i own two). This is just the most pathetic crap I’ve ever seen, good god.

Each New York sports team’s fan base has its own quirks and idiosyncracies that give rise to exaggerated-but-not-totally-inaccurate stereotypes about the group. Jets fans are always pissed off; Mets fans are grown men who live alone in their mom’s basement in Queens; Yankees fans are assholes. Etc.

He took less money per year to sign with Toronto and a year less on his contract.

Tavares took less than NYI offered to come to Toronto

Cap space, new building coming, Barclays all but done. AHL team is dominant, and as is tradition, the Rangers suck.  Barzal has been a beast, and they are getting contributions from all the kids that have been buried by the former backup goalie/GM.  Entertaining as hell to watch.

Rangers have still never won a game at Barclays... ouch. 

The Isles are definitely the best team in the NYC metro area right now.

Do my eyes deceive me or is Devo noticeably more svelte than during his Ducks/Canadiens/Devils period? Maybe his eighth and final warning got him to get off the Phil Kessel program?

“Brooks Orpik partial breakaway” should have been your first sign that we were in the mirror universe.

Hurling is also what these guys in the stands are gonna do after downing a 12 pack of Harp.

I thought you were a troll until I thought about it for a second and then googled hockey terminology. So okay, good hockey joke then.

Enh, exactly what you’d expect from someone married to a left winger.

Giri gave Pizza Hut a high intangible score because of its association with The Phantom Menace? Ladies and gentlemen, history’s greatest monster.

Scene.

I mean, we don’t actually know where Marchman is yet.