too soon

now I want to take up Xtreme Archery.


I assume that’s what we will call this in the 2028 olympics held in Lars’ basement

you mean wood buffalo?

I know this is a joke, and it’s well placed kudos to you, but I do want to point out pucks are frozed and baseballs on humid nights are relatively soft.

According to my understanding humidity in the air is plasticizes something in the baseball making it effectively softer than a baseball normally is. For the life of me…

or you know, if he has a second hit tonight

No but I’m sure Ginsburg wants Brady to stand in front of her, naked.

I guess we can all just take the rest of the summer off and play some Pokemon Go

you have to pay attention to things like that bar at the top and the attack damage for the pokemon. Out of the 100s of pidgy or whatever trash pokemon you get, one of them will have that bar almost full. Trade in all the rest and keep that guy, find some more. Wait until you have like 75-80 pidgy candy so you can…

It was that or vague idea that OJ was a thing

Jim Harbaugh could win two awards if there was a most embarrasing dad catagory.

I went to trivia last night, after being down 17 points 1 round in (4 rounds 5 questions 2-8 pts with 5 pt bonus) I changed my team name to the atlanta braves. Dead last and mathematically eliminated ~70% through the season

Please Please Please have someone from deadspin go to all 8 home games for the Bills and report exclusively on what happens in the parking lot.

I know right? Did they pay the tab? Were no hookers harmed in the festivities? Then who cares...

The new Braves Stadium deal sucks almost as much as the Braves themselves...

Really though what would you expect from a former Rag.

Rags fans are degenerates, why should their players be any different?

yeah but when is the last time the French beat the Germans without English help?

Maybe Samer is an Islanders fan?

That news is tragic to all 3 of us on this site.

But what if he does... What of he offers your star prospect slightly more money and you have to match or look a fool... Sometimes the picks are worth it, you just don’t know yet...

Bring back the Patrick Division!

This potato quality Bear video is terrible.