Hey io9, can I get some freelance money for hate watching something and posting my stream of consciousness?

Honestly, or at least do a sequel to the series. The orignal series ended so poorly. I mean maybe this is for people who aren’t familiar with the original series, but at the very least, instead of just redoing everything and boring everyone that was already a fan, how about creating something that explores that…

I reckon they should go with someone older than most of the Nu-Who Doctors, someone like this guy:

Her casting would be amazing. I want it to happen so absurdly badly I can’t even see straight. Sadly, I expect to be disappointed.

Yeah, he re-created the sexy android trope on a notoriously horny show. What a monster.

Yes.

I don’t care if you’re Team Angel or Team Spike, none of Buffy’s couplings can hold a candle to Willow and Tara.

This is what we call false equivalence. Wanting characters to identify with is not the same as saying you only enjoy characters you identify with.

JESUS FUCK LITTLE GIRL DO YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO READ GHOST IN THE SHELL DEAR GOD

Berlantiverse?

Presented without comment.

Darth Vader is Luke’s father.

My assumptions have always been that people generally fall into three categories of nerd knowledge.

DS9 and Voyager were done...their stories were concluded.

What’s in the revised script? WHAT’S IN THE REVISED SCRIPT?!

The Team

That unpossible.

Smallville. Whatever potential the show had it quickly abandoned and never looked back.

“The damned Pee-pee cancer!”