Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani now calling for the abolishment of the TSA, citing executive overreach.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

Only if the Justice League gets to set up their own counter organization:

“Why did you say the name of that organization?!”

I could see a rogue gallery of (more) villains like this, all belonging to some organization with a cool S.P.E.C.T.R.E. name, like:

I only just got on the site this morning, what was happening?

WTF, is Kinja broken again or did io9 just get hacked?

Those were from fans not critics.

There were positive “reactions” from fans/non-critics, but the critical social media reaction was instantaneously abysmal.

What they don’t know is...we are actually shooting them into the sun.

To fuck up ANOTHER planet? Dude, just leave the assholes here. Let them continue denying climate change right up until the moment their wallets catch fire.

I’m not the asshole. YOU’RE the asshole. See..thats how I know.

The problem is, that it seems to mainly be the assholes doing the majority shooting.

The idea of sailing to the New World when we haven’t even figured out how to live in peace in Europe is beyond stupid.

Me.

The idea of colonizing other planets before we have even figured out how to live in peace on our own is beyond stupid.