1518 EDT: Rich is dragged from his office by a mob of young women and gay men

A great joke made even better with an explanation.

They’re casting shade by... not casting shade. (Since they eliminate a building that would otherwise cast a shadow...)

It would be pretty easy to institute a safe process for transference of plane tickets to another name. They don’t have the process because they really prefer charging for every fucking thing. So congratulations for being the guy that can’t see the forest through the trees.

George Foreman wouldn’t have had a problem.

Congratulations on failing to understand literally fucking anything.

Did you not RTFA? He *did* buy a seat on that flight. He just put a different kid in it.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

Nah, it’s all good. R2 was just trying out a whiteout look with some plastidip for the Kayne-Hutt wedding.

I thought she just did…

It does pay...in spades. Everyone should strive for excellence, that’s not a “white” value it’s a human value. Speaking properly without give-away intonations, expressions and speech patterns which allow people to automatically discriminate against you before they even see you is important. It will certainly get you…

So glad I don’t have to hear “Son of a Preacher Man” “Living for the City” or Beatles week again. Every freaking year, the same 20 or so songs are heard over and over. Hope the reboot doesn’t reboot the catalog.

Yo dawg, listen up. I really liked your comment, but it was a bit pitchy.

I’m not sure, but watching 19 year olds singing golden oldies, trying to “make it their own” was simply awful. You could tell that a bunch of old assholes were making the decisions.

Wasn’t there an age limit, too? There was in the first few seasons, which is why all the older people flocked to America’s Got Talent. Does the Voice have an age limit? Cause everyone on that thing looks young, too.