We know we have a problem but don’t do anything about it and yet people act shocked when it keeps happening.

“Oh if only there were something we could do...”

He (and his spawn) should be made to pay it all back when he’s impeached.

We should encourage him to take more vacations, actually.

Fellow E82 drivers, let’s have a prayer for another dead 135i.

Clean entry and very little splash. 9/10.

That is some really shitty masonry work

This is a bad and dumb take. Except the Knicks stuff.

They’ll still probably have Noah starting, too.

Nope. There are people in my area who can’t handle a pregnant roller skate, let alone something like this.

Am I the only one who is a bit scared for the general public because of idiots who buy these cars and can’t control them properly?

It only stuck me last week how... constructed her voice is.

They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.”

Pepsi was obviously trying to bite Coke’s Super Bowl buzz. But Coke is just better at the whole heartstrings/inclusiveness thing. At the very least they grasped that you don’t want to put a famous for being a privileged white girl front and center in your diversity ad.

Janelle Monae probably just arched one perfect eyebrow and they shrank away in terror.

This is an excellent post — I sincerely appreciate the perspective (and the suggestion). My only advice — don’t sell your SRT8 to a crazy third owner!!!

Hahah! Doug, you rock. I wondered where you were going to go in this article....