You may think the short answer is a joke. I can tell you from experience it is not. Only in my case, it was massive, flying cockroaches and not spiders.

Seriously. Optimus Prime, Metroplex, I’ve got Omega Supreme and Ultra Magnus up there too. Heck, Two different Metroplexes and Primes. That’s it, Decepticon shelf time.

And where the fuck were you guys, huh?

If I see a spider large enough that it requires an Xbox One to kill, I am nuking the house from sapce.

God forbid you use your shoe...but i chuckled

Cameo by Optimus Prime

I did enjoy reading this one

Now the real question is when you will stick an entire Xbox One up there.

This may be the best article I’ve ever read

I certainly wouldn’t have to worry about the kids getting to it.

If the ceiling is in easy reach you've just found a great place to keep your game library.

The only downside to doing this is you’ll have to resync your controller to your Xbox One. It’s a little annoying but tolerable. Honestly I found it much simpler to simply buy a separate controller for my computer.

I feel like I could probably steal this successfully just from the manual. There’s absolutely no way I could steal a Model T, even if I read a manual first.

To the moon, Alice.

This is the type of hard-hitting journalism we, as everyday consumers, are incessantly pining for yet aren’t given. This is 17.43 times better than hearing every news outlet talk about some deflated balls which could have been solved by using an analog pressure gauge. Thank you Jalopnik for going where no journalist…