I think John Daly stands as proof that you’re never too fucked-up to play golf.

Or maybe he fell to the ground and clutched his back in agony as soon as the camera stopped rolling.

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

Good day, Mr. Kubrick.

+1 body by bacardi