My ranger has this really neat audio feedback where it sounds like you’re destroying the transmission if you try to put it in reverse while you’re going forward.

Every car I’ve ever owned has had reverse where it belongs: between P and N. You can keep your Flintstones cars.

No don’t explain your fandom to them.

There’s a typo in mine! The price you pay for sending one from a phone in the bathroom at work.

Remember that year the Super Bowl was played on a Monday morning?

They owned that end zone on the first play of SB 48!

Come on, people. Why do you all freak out every time there are a few dabs in the end zone?

Ron Jaworski ✔@jawsespn

I’m sorry but the 1974 Gone in 60 Seconds did not have a Eleanor style Mustang in it.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

Real courage is sitting through an entire ESPYS broadcast.

He needs to come off it because I had to google who he even is right now.

I could see the Girl Scouts' Trefoil cookie working as a badge. Its a Saul Bass design, too.

Honda is in the process of sending out hit squads in Ridgelines to demolish all RS500 models.

I think they skipped this because it's no longer in production. Think Seat and Renault will have something to say about this though.

The Orlove, because it makes you flip

Protesters: [put hands up]

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

MAN HITS TWO BITCHES, ONE BIRCH

Came here to nominate this! Almost as bad as the new Focus STD (Of course we're gonna call it that!)