I’m sorry but the 1974 Gone in 60 Seconds did not have a Eleanor style Mustang in it.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

Real courage is sitting through an entire ESPYS broadcast.

He needs to come off it because I had to google who he even is right now.

I could see the Girl Scouts' Trefoil cookie working as a badge. Its a Saul Bass design, too.

Honda is in the process of sending out hit squads in Ridgelines to demolish all RS500 models.

I think they skipped this because it's no longer in production. Think Seat and Renault will have something to say about this though.

The Orlove, because it makes you flip

Protesters: [put hands up]

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

MAN HITS TWO BITCHES, ONE BIRCH

Came here to nominate this! Almost as bad as the new Focus STD (Of course we're gonna call it that!)

I've had an STi since '10. Got it off of Craigslist.

His name, 555 uHz —>

I'm in it for the long haul.

We know the baby was conceived in the missionary position because Vettel never has to come from behind.

I'm assuming he finished with a 45 second lead?

I too agree. I think part of the problem is that when people hear "Nurburgring" they think of the big sexy Nordschleife instead of the less exciting (though still perfectly acceptable) GP course. So even though I think the Nordschleife is cooler than the Hockenheimring, I think the Hockenheimring is cooler than the…

Go Like Hell, still an absolute classic.

Where are you?