Uggghhh if only I didn't have reservations at Medieval Times on Friday.

I'm assuming Sgt. Paul Paulos of the St. Paul PD got his promotion purely based on his name.

I've never seen this car with the headlights up, and never realized how sad it looked.

Written by the man himself.

What are the best non-Miata cars?

What car is the least Miata-like?

This headline is click-baity. Meta.

Now all that's left is the ND specs...

Nada, gotta lotta Miatas.

As much as I agree with this, I would say a late 91/92 would be better because the 90's had the short nose crank issue which is a pain in the ass. Ask me how I know...

Only if he's nasty.

I had this blasting from my computer less than a minute after walking out of my last final exam this past semester. Much approved.

I'm waiting for the Chilton-Edition Marussia , where I get to pay to drive it myself.

"Jalopnick"

Duh, he was the lead in Springtime for Hitler!

I can't wait to see this at MetLife!!

Subaru STI

Sexually Transmitted Infection

My favorite part about this whole thing is the "Trending Topics" on Facebook. It says something like "Jeff Gordon scared internet troll," and all I could think was "wasn't Travis in the car?"

Wow, didn't even realize his name haha. My calculations are slightly off then