Tree Branches are infinite, you can just keep shaking the same tree and eventually more will come out, unless there is no place for them to drop, in which case you can pick up the ones you have and keep shaking for more.

Fruit trees take 3 days to regrow their fruit. I know this might seem obvious but I know a lot of…

My wife doesn’t think Animal Crossing is essential. Don’t be ridiculous.

If you don’t think Animal Crossing is essential, you haven’t met my wife.

Gamestop is so essential that it was going out of business before the pandemic.  

Waiiiit a second...

Happy for all the mosaics fans out there.

If I had to go somewhere to avoid coronavirus it’d be that booth because nobody will be there.

Fuck him. He’s wrong. Soft G is stupid. He has been outvoted. That’s how language works. The first caveman able to speak might have pointed to a rock and said “unga!” but if the rest of his clan pointed to the rock and said “bunga!” guess what, rocks are bunga now. The easiest way to annoy someone of Czech heritage is…

HE CANT MOVE THINGS MIKE!

Looks like all us X-Boneheads are going to trace some rays!

That’s rad! Some of the shiny newness has worn off my sobriety, but I still never get bored with waking up after a night of not drinking. Like, it sounds like bullshit, but every morning for the last (let’s count!) 260 mornings, I’ve opened my eyes, realized I didn’t go to bed drunk, and am just like, “hell yes.”

On January first of this year I woke up next to my girlfriend. I wasn’t “hungover”, I never drink enough for that, but I was tired. I had been waking up tired for a few years. I sorta looked at her and for whatever reason decided that I was going to take 2 months off from drinking. She was far more enthused than I…

There’s so much in his body of work that I’ve never been exposed to, but his Ghibli scores are legendary and are characters in and of themselves. The score to Princess Mononoke basically narrated a full year of my younger life.

His biggest accomplishment is failure.

You have spoken.