I’d still love to see an Alpha Protocol remake or sequel.

Sir, this is an Applebees.

You could say, that is the true Final Fantasy.

Oh, Honey. 

Surprised you didn’t put the puns in the title.

Great, now I’m hornier. 

Also “The top 10 things the new Switch HAS to have.” (A slideshow)

Does the minotaur resemble Keanu Reeves?

I admire your thirstiness. The world needs more people like you.

I want someo game maker to hire this dude to voice a minotaur. I will romance that minotaur on every playthrough, to oblivion.

Oh, how I feel so bad about pirating now. How ever will I sleep at night.

if they didn’t want you to use all that runway, then they shouldn’t have paved it.

Yeah, I don’t know if I’ve ever heard the speaker’s voice more clearly than while reading this story. 

/read entirely as Jon Lovitz

K: Here’s How We’ve Set Up Our PS5s

It’s not a misconception if it’s true.  I’m well aware of your cut and paste Quora article.

Oh, calm down. The age of consent is 13 there.  Godzilla is safe.

Either way. My laziness spans generations.

Every time I watch that, I imagine Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano commenting over it.