He looks like the first person to be eaten in a Jurassic Park movie 

But he stood on her throat and didn't kneel, right?

maybe it’s always been this way, but it sure seems as the the ncaa (and by default, it’s broadcast partners) need ohio st football more than ohio st needs the ncaa.  of the 120+ schools that boast a d1 football program, there are probably only 5-10 that could get this kind of handjob on national tv.  

It sure makes it seem like Fultz is at odds with the Sixers’ front office, and is possibly seeking proof that his injury is physical rather than mental.  

The rest of the goals were all pretty great. Some real quality and good use of the woodwork.

The New York Daily News was not killed by a fucking market correction. Sinclair Media is not a fucking market correction. Peter fucking Thiel is not a fucking market correction. Fuck off with this “well, that’s just how it is” bullshit. This is a goddamn siege, and takes like this are how we’re losing it.

We ask our players 20 days a year — game days — to restrict their statements.

Initial reports have PacMan avoiding the confrontation, grabbing something to eat, and then seeking out his attacker.

He left a comment, and then a comment.

“The Case for Two Libations”

It tastes like the smell of cat piss!

As a Gin Disliker, I object to these results and demand a complete recount.

When asked if he was worried about the threats, Harbaugh responded “Bitch, pleats!”

“More like Trystin’ Thompson right guys?”

Dumb enough to attend live golf I would imagine.

This sort of faking escorts for NBA players is actually really common. Just last week, I helped Antoine Walker re-badge his Festiva.