Or a Muslim Jack Ryan.

The console war angle made the most sense to me. I was a teenager in 2002 and had been a Nintendo player for most of my formative years. It wasn't uncommon for the antecedent to today's dudebrogamers (as they are dubbed in the Latin) to throw shade at the idea of preferring Mario Kart to Twisted Metal or Pokemon to…

The dragons and the ice zombies fight each other at the end, right?

Except the film title is intentionally spelled "Pursuit of Happyness"

Isn't that photo at the top from I Am Legend—not Happyness?

And thus settling the mystery of why every restaurant in this city has televisions on constantly instead of something like, I dunno, music.

Mandingo 3: The Reckoning

Mandingo 3: The Reckoning