You are now entering the recognitions vortex.

We have to pretend this is a shocking violation tho.

She can choose to raise the child,” she told the committee. “She can choose to give that child to a loving family member, or give it to someone else.

Translation: I had a good year, my stock is up, and people are flooding me with absolute trash projects.

Jamie Foxx’s portrayal of Wanda Wayne in In Living Color was an inspiration.

What the fuck was this show? I cannot imagine Michelle Obama saying this - and since it was written without her involvement, she certainly didn’t - and Davis looks like she’s doing a racist SNL sketch.

If I didn’t know this was Viola Davis I would honestly think that someone was doing blackface of Michelle Obama. Like wow this somehow comes off as extremely offensive. 

I’m sorry, but as a gay person who was a teen in the 90's, his gay baiting, and your complete ignoring of that, really pisses me the fuck off.  Yea, sure, he’s a person and is owed his privacy, but waving around the pride flag for monetary reasons, and then only ever publicly dating women, does not make you…

I too miss the good old days when celebrities had RESPECTABLE names, like Snoop Doggy Dogg and Englebert Humperdink.

What was the point of a top five if Ru was just going to fairly arbitrarily cut it down to a top 2 so quickly?

Yeah one of those finales I knew the outcome from the beginning just remembering Ru’s laughed. Willow Pill also adapted to the (tiresome) narrative of the disabled queen when prompted so hey, she played the game. And she deserved it.

Honestly...the final lipsync was very underwhelming. That song was a choice. And both of them seemed pretty low energy. It was obvious production wanted Willow to win (who is amazingly charismatic!), so I’m not sure why they didn’t pick a campier song that she’d excel at.

Why wouldn’t I be angry? I have to interact with people like you, people who literally say “FASCISM HAS DONE BETTER UNDER BIDEN THAN TRUMP” and then cite the things happening because of Trump.

There are two ways to get people to vote: inspire them, or scare them.

Hol up, after the multiple comments pointing out this is obvious satire, you still felt the need to comment that?

It’s amazing how many people are failing to read your entire comment and thus missing the joke.  Just amazing.

Neither is picking up on sarcasm.

OP is obviously being sarastic.

You have a higher chance of going to Hawaii and getting attacked by Ezra Miller than you do getting attacked by a shark.

Yes, it’s happening.
No, you don’t give a shit.
Johnny Depp used to be hott, now he’s a mess.