Will never happen. Its just another one of Ron’s toothless headline grabbers in his bid to be POTUS in 2025.

People don’t want a media circus, which is why they’re passing on a quarterback who played in the super bowl, but are instead focusing on players like Deshaun Watson, who don’t come with any baggage

The Watergate break-in is one of the great self-owns in U.S. political history. Plus “bumbling men whose inflated sense of confidence and self-serving narcissism go hand in hand” is pretty much my impression of Washington in general. I’m all over this.

Honestly, the only character she’s ever done really well was Kellyanne Conway.

It’s become increasingly obvious that the UK wants nothing to do with Harry Potter and have welcomed Sonic and his cadre of pregnant animal friends with open arms.

I followed the link and checked out Box Office Mojo for the first time in over two years, it’s still an embarrassingly terrible redesign. I checked the old version every week for years and then they just burned it to the ground.

I mean....that’s a lot of credit to give to a host who broke in multiple sketches while staring at cue cards in all of them.

Can we also finally admit that Kate McKinnon, although very talented, might be a tad overrated versus a criminally underrated and far more versatile Cecily Strong? Kate’s Fauci and Giuliani impressions sound exactly alike, with neither sounding anything remotely like the men she’s supposedly imitating. And on that…

It’s almost as if Crimes of Grindelwald was a sequel of a film that was the best received of these three and had some momentum, or hope that the films might turn around quality-wise.

I love how people are painting this as a result of JK Rowling’s rants and the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard fight when even the first one, done before all of this became high-profile talking points, was largely met with a resounding “Eh, it exists, I guess” reaction.

yeah well in this particular case I would say she is surrounded by assholes tbh. Kornbread is an asshole that gets a free pass for her charisma, Daya is an asshole that gets a free pass nah actually she doesn’t.

So are you going to talk about the 10 people shot in Iowa yesterday? How about the mass shootings in other red states with lax gun laws. See fuckface we have strict gun laws here and in New Jersey & Connecticut but sadly that doesn’t prevent mouth breathing, Fox News watching Chud fucks like you from coming to our…

The murder rate in NYC is 5.5 per 100,000 inhabitants. The murder rate for the entire state of Florida is 5.9 per 100,000 inhabitants. 5.5 < 5.9

Kind of buried the lede, didn’t he?

It seems to me the better thing to wish for, if one actually cares about the nation, is for the Democrats to gain a few seats so that Manchin and Sinema would become equally irrelevant, and yet then the country wouldn’t burn in the process.

Because then she wouldn’t have anything to talk about on her Red Table Talk.

The first half is definitely happening but the second half never will. 

Have I just been to the wrong Jenny Lewis shows? She’s like a statue. Granted, one was for the anniversary of her very somber (but excellent) Rabbit Fur Coat, but she’s left zero impression on me as a live performer. Not saying she’s bad, just feels weird to see her on this list.

Oh, Ru Ru Ru. Love you Ru. Damnit Ru. But love you Ru.

(Or we’d simply write better music.)