“Who’s Stuntman Mike?”

Yeah, I’m voting for this guy but, Sweet Mother of Fuck, how did this turn out to be the best we can do?

“perhaps hoping to inspire the fervor that massive swathes of Democratic voters felt for his long-gone primary challengers”

I’m going to watch it for a very shallow reason: Kumail Nanjiani and Issa Rae are fine as fuck. (But they are also hilarious/talented.)

If that was the case they would’ve cancelled half their shows outright. This is not the place to be concern-trolling like your usual shtick.

If we’re talking acting, Maura Tierney is the only one that comes close - but I believe you’re correct.  However, I’m not sure Mr. Root has $100M deal. 

Biden does this literally every day: it is only noteworthy when Obama does it because he does it so rarely (and never directly by name):

Sounds like you do think that makes you special

Other than just generically spending time with friends and loved ones, going to the movies is one of the things I’ve been missing the most, honestly. I go alone a lot of the time, but I really enjoy just getting out of my house, and getting to eat a giant sized box of candy I’d never think to buy at a grocery store,…

Pretty sure his head is up his ass.

All the blind dick sucking that Musk’s rabid fanbase does now makes a lot more sense.

Relevant:

I mean, when even I can tell it’s a joke...

It remains one of the great ironies that bigoted, intolerant douchebags take their iconography from a film made by two trans women. (Especially since the film can be read as a “coming out” parable fairly easily.)

It’s rudeness like this from you Democrats and other Leftists that made us Conservatives vote for President Trump, somehow!

Nigga, you ain’t shit. Fake-ass, phoney-ass motherfucker. How Rose Twitter ass tastes, bruh?

**waits for “woke” folks to start bitching about the former president in 3...2...**

Ok I’ll say it. I’ve absolutely hated Crystal’s runway looks 3 weeks in a row. I get what she’s going for, but I still hate it, specially the makeover look. It can be both a reference and shitty at the same time.

I have had an irrational dislike of him ever since he took over for the departing Craig Ferguson, whom I miss seeing regularly.

I watched all of these movies two and a half years ago, and only the first and the last ones are worthy even as camp (the last one is the only in the series I'd totally watch again because of how goddamn bonkers it is). The second one is too goddamn boring, the third is too good while still being not good at all, and…