I guess the same reason the Kardashians thought people would get a prepaid credit card that they were hawking. It had ridiculous fees so they had to cut it out.

Serena Williams, the second-ranked woman’s tennis player in the world, lost to No. 72 Madison Brengle

That same “friend” also vague-posts about needing trust in a relationship and when you ask them about it, they “don’t wanna talk about it”. Then the next week their boyfriend/husband is their KING and they are SO BLESSED.

Robert, your impotence at trying to un-thing Pentatonix gives me life. lol Your anguish sustains me.

Woody from ‘Woostah’ here. How dare you denigrate my terrible city with your colloquial misspelling? Sure, it’s a terrible place to live, but that’s for US to make fun of! Spell Worcester correctly or, um, I don’t know, maybe you do actually live here after all

Who is Bill Bellicheck? Never seen that name before. But ya, fuck him for no reason because your team blows.

Burrell’s publicist is moments away from issuing a statement that she’s sorry if you are offended at her delayed response about a topic that she’s sorry if you are offended by.

Mysteriously—even despite Darnold’s stat line—Penn State coaches refused to say whether they thought the young quarterback looked good.

Because it implies that your QB and RB may not be generational talents on par with Troy Aikman and Emmitt Smith, or at least that stating they are after one year may not be a great idea.

wow, this is a real shame.

Yeah but she would still beat Mayweather.

The thing is, they lumped Manchester in with La La Land and Nocturnal Animals when, even if you didn’t like Manchester, it’s pretty clear it’s far superior to the other two. That’s what I mean by making shit up. You can dislike Manchester, but you’d be hard pressed to find valid arguments as to why it’s bad because it…

It’s fascinating watching a discussion about film in 2016 featuring two people who did not watch the movies they are discussing.

For real tho: coquito is the shit.

Every time I see Kim in an awful dress or a dress that is just awful on her body I assume it’s something Kanye designed and she’s just wearing it to be supportive. I have no idea if this is actually true of this dress or true in general but it’s the only way I can make sense out of what she chooses to wear.

Right. She certainly is old enough to remember what happened in 2000 after Nader suggested that things need to get worse before they get better. Things got worse, but they really didn’t get much better under Obama, and now the 45th president is going to make things immeasurably worse.

I feel the opposite. I don’t want scary as 99% of today’s scary is artifical and forced. I want atmosphere, character depth and hopefully some story intrigue.

You’re also not a drooling idiot.

Which is why Anna’s list is incomplete without Susan Sarandon