The whole family is Monty Python’s version of the Corleones.

The president is dumb enough to think Sonny is an aspirational figure.

“Yeah! Fuck those jerks on the coasts!”
-South Carolina

Also “coastal media elite,” “organic vegan,” and “perfect blue collar party.” I mean, shit, I know plenty of blue collar and rural people. and a perfect party to them involves some sort of barbecue and/or fish fry.

Remember the days when the notion of something being attached to the President meant it should at least be taken seriously?

Bojack Clemson

This is already a hilarious story, and the idea that I am “triggered” by this makes it even funnier.

Dude, it’s at the White House. That used to mean something. But hey, if you want to meet the President and eat like you’re having an after-game birthday party with your elementary school basketball team, go ahead.

It is weird to use a Longhaired Sissy to try and own the libs by the right.

“The Democratic Party: Not really THAT bad!”

The best thing about AOC is that she shows another kind of politician is possible. For decades we have been told that we only have a choice between your average evil republican and your run of the mill spineless democrat. After a lifetime eating thin gruel, we look over to the other table and see they have steak. Why…

But don’t worry, we’re quickly at work to decide just how bad of a loss this was for Democrats via the progressive angle.

There should be a trained advocate chosen by the performer for each shoot. That advocate meets with the performed ahead of time and has authority to temporarily halt shooting.

Look, I’m not going to judge people on what gets them off or choose to do. But the fact is, porn is becoming increasingly violent towards women. Even if it’s consensual, and if that is what directors and performers want to do....the women participating NEED to be protected. A checklist isn’t going to do jackshit if in…

a standard industry practice in which a performer typically says on-camera that everything that happened in the shoot was consensual before receiving their paycheck. “I said that everything went fine and I had a good time,” she said in a text. “But I was holding back tears because you don’t get paid if you say you…

She literally just started her job and you're complaining that she hasn't done anything yet. That's just dumb 

And hilariously it’s just been making her more famous and powerful. Had they done nothing, she’d just be another first-year House member, without much power among Dems. But thanks to
conservatives, she's got some real power.

I really fucking hate the coverage AOC gets. It’s just sexist/ageist/racist bullshit.

My guess is they were froze in amazement. People often freeze up in situations like this, unsure of what to do. 

He’ll be needing that straw now.