We are so fucked right now. Old white guy gets it.

I love the guy, every time I see his picture posted on a story on one of the Giz sites, I invariably think to myself “Goddamn I’m aging well.” It’s a hollow high, sure, but you have to take your victories where you find them.

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

oh I can’t stand the whole “do what you love” career advice.  do what pays you to afford the life that permits you to do what you love after work.  take it from someone who’s first degree is in fine arts.  I got a master’s in something that has an actual job market, and my friends from my undergrad days who didn’t do…

I’m sure Miss USA’s Vietnamese is flawless.

The Ann Coulter live show is off to an amazing start.

“Which was immediately snatched up by Jason Velazquez, a digital marketing director, who purchased the domain for a mere $6. Rudy’s accidentally invoked site, G-20.in, now states that “Donald Trump is a traitor to our country.”

Shoot dang, I’m in love with this woman.

She is definitely winning me over.

Millennials on Twitter:

“Leave the false statements to Sarah Huckabee. She’s much better at it.”

Moon landing was LUNAR, not LOONEY

omg this is bold af, I love her!

These Republicans fell victim to one of the classic blunders: Never get involved in a land flame war in Asia with a Millenial.

“Don’t y’all have jobs to do?”

These fools are like the bad guys in a kung fu movie, stepping up one by one to get knocked the fuck out.

Lol. Also, they are just really racist and totally OK with it.

Piers is the the last person that should ol be questioning Daniel Craig’s masculinity.