“Argumentative student” in a law library.  Well... gee. 

She’s so fine.  

What was it like to be a normal sane German in 1936? Getting a sense of how helpless that must have felt.  

Something something immigrants something something.

Rights, I guess.

Goodness, he just seems sane and articulate. “They sued me for standing for not firing guns where our kids play and our families picnic.” Oof. 

I would appreciate it if you spoke English in a public space. It’s only polite.  

Jimmy Carter? History’s greatest monster?

I am Canadian.  I do not understand the title.  

Marchand? The guy who in 2012 skated past the Canucks bench miming hoisting the cup? The face licking guy? Now he’s Emily fucking post?

Canucks fan, and, yeah, not happening this year. There’s some interesting young guns up front, but winning hockey games is super difficult without defense and goaltending. 

So this column is in actual fact a support group for those working in the service industry?

It’s kind of about not being an oblivious dick to your customers? Who you are hoping to get a tip from?

Nah, they’re great.  

Well, the customer is always wrong, I guess.  

It may be that your server is in actual fact a millennial nitwit.

Search Fox News, the most recent story for “Trump UN” is July 25.  

Looking at Fox News now, they have nothing on the address to the UN. Nothing. Missed it. President addressing the UN? Nah, we’re going with Pete Davidson calling Chevy Chase a jerkoff.  

Mighty white of ‘em.  

Hot fucking take.