Soviet Canuckistani here — and — boy, we complain about first past the post, but man your system makes even less sense.  

Seems pretty presidential.  Nailed it.  

English aristocracy?? Homos??? It is the end of times.  

Yeah, we went through the same thing with Bev Mclaughlan back in the day. Not unusual.  

“doing service projects and going to church”

GRITTY SLIPPED AND FELL is fucking killing me.  

Absolutely. This is insane! I bike a LOT, and I got to 80kph (50mph) once, and it was deeply frightening!

As a Canadian — damn straight. Got a week off, where normally I’d think of Portland, maybe San Fran. Going to Mexico City instead!!

It took something, but balls is not it.

The fuck is wrong with you?

The fuck is wrong with you?

Just, no.  

And yours is about what? Anger? At what? Jesus, you can’t even lament someone’s death now?  It all has to be a joke?  Har, har, you got stabbed!

What the fuck is wrong with you? These people died.  Violently.