Sail on Sailor? The Trader?

Hang on to Your Ego is far and away the better version of that song. It fits so much better. I would insult Mike Love now but being Mike Love is insult enough for one person.

Kokomo was mostly written by John Phillips of The Mamas and The Papas and producer Terry Melcher. Love only wrote the Aruba, Jamaica part.

The words "Klosterman" and "wrote a terrific piece" should never appear in the same paragraph much less the same sentence.

Two albums with Buckethead on the list (Chinese Democracy & Last Action Hero)? Oh fuck off! Buckethead is a god. Decoding The Tomb of Bansheebot is my favorite chill album and yes, I like Chinese Democracy. There's a few junk tracks on there but it's a solid album and the aforementioned Buckethead has some killer work…