I have no tears to shed.

“Some if you will die on the battlefield of another unnecessary foreign war!” Encouraging speech, Mike.

I think it’s worth pointing out that, even if there was no direct collusion or coordination with Russia, an apology for a totally justified investigation is not necessary.

Bitch, one of your own investigated your rotting pumpkin. And along the way, he indicted three dozen people, including the President’s campaign manager, personal lawyer, national security adviser, several other close aides and advisers, and a whole bunch of other people.

What? They can actually, and have shown that it was smoking that caused cancer. My mother and father both died of lung cancer, caused by tobacco usage. You know how they knew? They took the tumor when it was discovered the first time, biopsied it, and found the specific piece of RNA that was mutated. You know what…

it does a lot of harm to everyone who pays health insurance. fat people with poor diets are a higher risk.  they should be charged accordingly.  we charge shit drivers more for car insurance why not people who treat their body like shit more for health insurance. 

Given this argument, the tax revenues from “vice” taxes should be distributed to Medicaid, Medicare, and private insurance companies, not to yet another obnoxious public health advertising campaign that only benefits the ad agency.

Aside from all the other false equivalencies in your post, it sure as hell hurts others - in the wallet. MY healthcare costs would be much lower if I didn’t need to offset all the soda-guzzling, Golden Corral-grazing, ass-sitting, cigarette smoking people out there.

For every name you’ve listed, there are innumerable examples of people making less than ideal lifestyle choices and paying a price for it; people like you and I just don’t hear about those people because they got to die in anonymity. The reason why we have evidence of some people living especially long lives rich…

If you told me I could eat steak and live to 75, or eat kale and live to 90, I can tell you right now which one I’d choose. Wouldn’t even need to think about it

Let’s say ... that you have a black man. This man smokes, lives in a house with radon in the basement, drives his old diesel truck through the pollution of Delhi on his way to a job in the asbestos plant. He gets lung cancer.

I will say this: soda taxes are bullshit mainly for the reason that the ones that have been implemented have a massive blindspot for other sugary drinks. Particularly certain types of more expensive coffee drinks that are loaded with as much if not several times more sugar than a typical non-diet soda have a funny way…

A friend of mine posted a tweet/headline from CBS news a little while ago about a man who saved another man from a car accident. The savior missed a job interview to do so and apparently lost his shirt in the process. The man also happened to be an ex-convict.

They would have been fine with it right up until Mr Clay pipped Lois’s pale ass.

yeah, had to deal with a hotel guest once who was a complete asshole. like asking to have porn charges taken off his room every day during his stay because “obviously he didn’t watch it, it was a mistake, he turned it off after 2 minutes” (dude, we know that’s not a “mistake” and now we know why you are alone) and…

The “drop ID in the mail” thing is technically true, in that the post office treats the ID as non-mail found in the mailbox and makes an effort to return it to the owner. At the library we regularly get packages of library books that someone dropped in a mailbox, and with only the library stamps as a guide, they’ll…

honestly I think it looks better with the jiggle. I say keep it.

My best way to make a game feel new is to play through it once, not touch it for 3-5 years, and play it again. It’s like new!

Move to Canada, but you're still saddled with a 15 year rule. And a large number of people who inexplicably speak French.

HOLY SHIT DUDE I JUST GOT TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE PREMIERE WANNA GO?