If yu go there make sure to pay with fiat money. CP

Satire? You mean my leased silver IS250 in the drive isn’t the rare and unobtainable sedan you described it as??! Way to ruin a guy’s hopes and dreams. I’m still going to spend all day waxing it like it’s the 4 door LFA everyone but you knows it is. Bye!

While I may not be running out the door to visit my local Toyota dealer, you’ve managed to review a really boring car and make it interesting. I really enjoyed your Jag F Type review and came back hoping for more of that same stylistic excellence. This did not disappoint. May also say that I’m sorry for your loss.

GT2 RS says “bam! You didn’t see that bus coming did you?”. Looks like a true successor to the first 930 turbo.

You’re right. Patrick didn’t say the 4C was a bad car. He said it was a terrible car.

Not a phanboi. I own a wide diversity of German, French, and Italian machinery, and yes, I have the means to write a check for a 4C. Problem is, I’ve never bought a new car cause I think I would feel less guilty about walking into a strip club and snorting a kilo of coke. I just can’t think of a worse way to watch my…

Bruh, your initial review was spot on nipples on aerola, but then you went all Sephora this time around and flat out called it terrible with a laundry list of bitches:

You know what? I spent a lot of seat time in a 4C, I’m beginning to think you journalists telling us how terrible this little Alfa is are the posers. For the life of me, I can’t understand how anyone can complain about such honest to god fucking awesome steering, decent ride quality for the handles like its on rails…

Nice write up. This is the first Jalopnik new car review I’ve really enjoyed reading.

My eagle eye spies a nice brown W123. Probably not owned by Cletus.

Is that even a question? I wish ever review was written with as much candidness and ability to cut straight to the chase. Nice work Andy.

I'm seeing a shadow on the horizon. CP.

Only problem is BMW forgot the brilliant engineering part of the equation.

Teslified by the automaker that despises Tesla the most.

I experienced the verb on her license plate immediately after reading. Looking forward to more content from Maggie.

As a Citroen CX owner I approve this message.

With nice driver 124s going for $5 - $6k, I would have hard time justifying spending any money on this even as a parts car. Unless you’re looking for a nut & bolt resto project, this is CP all the way.

The ad says it is $3995 not $4995. Also, the odo reads 212K not 202K.

I have a feeling this will perfectly bi-sect the NP / CP.

Headline written by someone that knows nothing about Mondials and has obviously never driven one, much less sat in one. The Mondial t coupe needs zero suspension tweaks to feel “communicative”. It is one of the best damn cars I’ve ever driven, and I’ve driven plenty including the newer exotics that would kill for 1/3…