I just wanted to share that I just received an email from Davis Smith (i.e. Cotopaxi’s CEO, from this story). He explained a lot of the things that I was confused about and I wanted to make sure his perspective got heard. The following is shared with his permission:

Will be great seeing Samuel Eto’o in a United jersey.

Also, poor handsome Juan Mata. He can’t catch a break.

U35, smdh

Can’t wait for the vaunted U29 youth movement at United under Mourinho.

Warning: the following take is hot; very hot.

So if Green gets suspended, OKC wins the series, and then Cleveland wins the finals, that would make Dahntay Jones the team MVP.

This just in: Bran is a giant dick through time and space.

Not the first fuckup involving bad owners and MSG.

Unless he’s as gloriously deranged as this guy:

On the plus side, the team now knows where to find a quality Fwd: FW: FWD:

I think the Bucks are OK. When the scammer saw one of the names listed as “Giannis Antetokounmpo”, he figured the Bucks’ employee was wise to his scam and just sending fake info.

At my wife’s work (an IBank) they have their IT department send phishing style e-mail to employees as part of their security apparatus. If an employees handles the email in any manner, other than deleting it or reporting it as spam, they have to sit through anti-phishing training. I always think to myself, “who the fk…

Hello, I am Nigerian Director of Basketball Scouting. We have 7 foot center who averages 8 blocks a game and shoots 45% from 3 pt range. Please send us your Milwaukee Bucks roster and bank account numbers to verify compatibility of financial systems.

Correction: He shot 10 of 28 from the foul line in last year’s finals, and 37 of 71 from the field.

You have a metal arm? That is AWESOME, dude!

That was some Captain America hurling his shield shit. That thing does not obey the laws of physics at all!

You can try suing me. Do you know how long a civil court case usually takes in Italy?

Holy shit, a Kluwe sighting! How about:

You ever notice how you never see Trump and Berlusconi at the same place at the same time? Just food for thought.