Counter-counterpoint:

Whose house will Durant be locked in? THAT is the real question.

Sad that he finally died, but not entirely unexpected. Kevin Garnett diagnosed him with cancer years ago.

I got an on-field tour of Fenway a few years ago and everyone in my group wanted to see where Manny peed in The Wall. Suffice it to say and to my total lack of surprise, there’s no urinal back there.

Not surprising. Normally Padres and Cardinals only agree nothing was seen when one of them actually touches someone.

This is a very solid execution of the half-formed joke I had in my head, so thanks for saving me the trouble.

Rest assured no one on the Grizzlies could be accused of shooting the lights out.

I can hear Ian Darke’s voice now. “OH WHAT A CRACKER FROM PULLSIC!”

Well shit, nickname’s done. I mean it puts some pressure but it works.

Don’t put too much pressure on the leader of our 2026 WC Champions.

Nah, fuck all that. THE MESSIAH IS HERE HYPE TRAIN ALL ABOARD

Last week, he hadn't been there before...

Act like you’ve been there before.

I think it is early to say he has “legit star” potential. I guess it depends on what level of star you are thinking. One level beyond the Donovan/Dempsey level? Yes I can see that. But true top 10 international player kind of star? I haven’t seen anything to say that is in the cards. But I’m not saying it is…

Is anyone actually crazy for thinking he could be the first legit American star? Wouldn’t any other nation be just as hype about a 17 year old starting and scoring goals for the second best team in Germany?

NUMBER 4 WILL SHOCK YOU!!

Look at the guns on him. He could do it holding the dad holding the baby.

Ya but can he do that while holding a baby?

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