Man, dude is just awful at defense. How come he isn’t capable of seeing a ball directly in the sun? What a bitch.

Kluber’s ERA wishes those were E8's.

No way President Trump will let us play in Qatar.

/Klinsmann sees goal
/Plays Pulisic at striker on USMNT from now on

He handled it well. It was no truffle at all for Lindor.

Lindor should be used to balls being consumed.

I love Frankie Lindor so much. So much talent and he has so much fun playing. I bet there’s an old timey sports writer just waiting to angrily shake his head at this “disrespect for the game.”

“We’re going to build a wall. And we’re going to make the Dodgers pay for it.”
- Rockies owner

Lame, @Deadspin. Building higher walls has no bad consequences. Fact!

I guess you could say that fence is so tall, it’s two Story’s.

Might have to nominate Jeff Fisher for the Nobel Peace Prize for this selfless humanitarian act.

The Tennessee Titans just saved a QB from a future with the Cleveland Browns. They’re heroes.

You’d think that the same team that acquired a buttload of picks for the #2 pick (RGIII) a few years ago would know better than to make this move.

Ah yes, that’s Kobe, always sacrificing individual success for the good of the team.

You’re my friend. I lost interest in sports game as soon as they turned from arcade over the top fun to boring realistic sims. If I wanted to shoot 40%, I'd go outside and shoot foul shots.

I chose Monchengladbach because of their long-ass name and Fabian Johnson, and I don’t regret it.

Klinsmann: Looks like a decent left back to me.

Haha, yeah! Take that, Fabio Borini!

Here is Fabio Borini playing the part of supposed heavyweights Chelsea, Liverpool, and Manchester United