“He gone!” is the worst call in sports. Fuck you, Hawk Harrelson.

So wait, player development, filling out the back end of your roster, free agency, roster chemistry, and trading for players are important parts of building a successful team?

I didn’t before, but I now dislike the Pirates.

Pittsburgh: Where our baseball is 2010s, our football is 1970's, and our economy and our race relations are 1910's.

“We do have 159 games left. We will score runs this year, and we will win series this year.”

I think it’s a Give a Mouse a Cookie situation

I think you meant turr-ble. Carry on.

Half of the pages were left blank in anticipation of future, better words.

Well, in fairness to Chuck. . . . . . . . . CNN IS awful.

The other 12 pages are a detailed mathematical model of Joel Embiid’s stress-fractured feet.

Worth pointing out that Rubio, despite having been in the NBA for what feels like an eternity, is younger than Dieng.

Listen, if you wanna do this, fine, but DO NOT call it pizza. Enjoy your artisinally grilled flatbread, just leave pizza out of it.

Most likely not as hunter-gathers did not keep animals as livestock by definition and dogs were too important to kill.

Charissa Thompson. Lucky bastard.

I assume it is Chris Berman requesting he call him Back back back back back back back back back back back back back.

Oh, that shouldn’t even be a question. Red Sox fans can make ANYTHING worse.

Really Marchman? “Pablo Sandoval should look out for open manhole covers.” What kind of journalism is that?

This will be a damn good one.

“Hi Jay, this is Dave from North Side Yamaha checking in. We were doing an internal audit and noticed that you haven’t responded to any customer service emails in 13 years. We want to make sure you are still fully satisfied with your purchase. Call me back.”