You think that’s bad? I have a $50/year subscription to your Rec League’s Kickball Network. Boy, you guys are hosers.

It costs me $50 a year to play in my co-ed rec kick ball league. So as a fellow athlete I understand Kaepernick’s frustrations.

Yeah. Being different doesn't make it better. Just ask the Dodo.

I must say, the “Marvel Method” contains 2 seasons of Daredevil and 1 season of Jessica Jones.

If you keep repeating it’s good, maybe you’ll believe yourself.

I happily snagged Shaw in the last round of my fantasy draft a couple weeks ago. But also, no one cares about my fantasy team.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

This injury could prevent him from truly developing as a steady Number One.

The fact that you’re named after a bacterial infection made me LOL at this comment for far longer than I should have. Bravo.

2—get back over here!!!

“I told you kid, ask Mr. Dolan for the refund.”

You’re assuming driving into a Tim Horton’s was the crime.

Hmm, he is being very secretive about this injury. Very withdrawn. Very different. It’s like there are two sides of him. Like he has two faces...

He is a hero who tried to rid the world of bad coffee! I for one will not sit here and listen to this slander. I’m going to go drive a car into a Tim Hortons out of solidarity!

Zemgus Girgensons. Who has played through the crippling handicap of being named “Zemgus Girgensons.”

You know, if this virtual porn story keeps popping up at the top of page, eventually I'm going to have to click on it.

And the crowd can hardly contain himself!

How many times has this happened to them? Or how many games have they lost within the last 30 seconds?

Reminds me of a long held pet peeve of mine: NBA stars with fantastic and unique first names that go with their yawn inducingly generic surnames. LeBron, Carmelo, Kobe, Shaq, Kawhi, et al really should’ve chosen to wear their given name on their jersey. Instead, we see James, Anthony, Bryant, O’Neal, Leonard. Such…

SAY HIS FULL FIRST NAME & LAST NAME ONE MORE TIME