“They don’t call me Ruin Tomorrow Jr. for nothing!”

I never would have thought that I’d be cheering for A-Rod, but the Yankees have managed the impossible.

rooting for A-Rod to pass Babe Ruth’s 714 HRs this year so the Yanks can tie themselves in knots not acknowledging it

You sound like my wife when we’re around better looking men.

Wait, are you implying that he couldn’t understand me when I yelled “SWING YOU MARVELOUS FUCK, SWING” at him in Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS? Well that explains a lot.

Good Kinja.

with those domestic violence charges hanging around, Suggs to be him

“Nor will he be a goddamn Saint.”

So before the week is out? Or do you think they’ll wait till after easter?

So you want to take a (somewhat) promising talent, sit him on the bench until he reaches FA, and then lose him for nothing?

Meanwhile, the Browns are looking to find “the current Johnny Manziel.”

Bullshit. Doesn’t pass the smell test at all. She has clear motivation to push this as it forwards her personal agenda. No proof what she says is true. She has photos and a vague story.

Kobe spoke to the 2 players as well. He gave them the number of a good jeweler.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

I truly believe that no one has the slightest clue whether Griffin is good or not.

Woodward then added a couple clauses to the agreement that would basically hamstring his opponents in the boardroom

What really ruined everything was the trigger-happy officiating under a minute to play. In particular, the loose-ball rebounding “foul” on SFA, and the “foul” on Jackson under the basket.

Is Chris Christie a Notre Dame fan in addition to being a Dallas Cowboys fan? He’s really THAT fucking guy?

Ironically the same amount of money you guys are worth now

Just curious Gawker, when are any of your sites gonna mention that minor news story that you got your asses handed to you in court yesterday, brother?