“New York is tied for second in the Eastern Conference behind the unholy juggernaut that is Washington.”

That shot was so good the country of Spain awarded him two more letter L’s in his name. Wonder where they’ll go.

I guess he didn't go to the Nuggets because he didn't want to deal with any more L's.

Getting very excited and then falling flat? You can’t say he doesn’t practice what he preaches.

Boy he dove like Arsenal’s title hopes.

Marcus Rashford reminds me of a young Anthony Martial.

He’s like Danny Welbeck but good.

Oh but wait, everyone on Deadspin has been telling me that Arsenal’s gonna win the league. I don’t know what to think anymore!

I thought the devil went down to Georgia?

Great career in England for Timmy. He got so much shit when Man United signed him 12+ years ago, all the English papers poking fun at his Tourette’s. In his first game he was man of the match and stopped a few Arsenal pk’s in the Community Shield opener, and has mostly gone up since then. One of the few American…

More like an Allah of a day.

Yeah but $6 will probably get you a pretty decent sandwich somewhere.

Meaning, these are the smart people. Any closer to the “action” at a Sixers game should come with a Surgeon General’s warning. From nosebleed, it almost looks like a basketball game down there.

Analyze this: You are in the nosebleed section of a 76ers game.

And we’ll call it...Deadcast!

“The next former Browns QB about to hit the field”, right before a shot of Carson Wentz. Think they’re talking about Stave at first, then a quick line about Wentz, which seems to make a little more sense

Oh the Eredivisie, where even Jozy Altidore can look world class.

“Chips? Maybe I’ll switch to soccer!”- Pablo Sandoval

Are you seriously identifying lack of attention to the Golden State Warriors as a problem with our site? Holy shit, man.

a parade of self-important fuckfaces using their 30 seconds at the podium to holler out freshman-year political takes