Take it from a Cubs fan: this is Dusty in mid-season form. Feel the excitment, Washington!

Probably not an accident. Probably Dusty’s passive aggressive way of showing “Royce” he’s not bigger than the team. “You think you’re special? I don’t even know your name.”

He then sent Harper out to pitch the 9th inning of the simulated game, stating Harper still “looked good”. Harper blew out his elbow and his career is now over.

Meanwhile, John Farrell keeps referring to Pablo Sandoval as ‘Rolls’.

When you read, do you just stick your face against the computer screen and mush all the words together with your eyes, or what

Yet Curt Schilling gets fired for giving a history and math lesson at the same time.

What an inspiring, well-written, uplifting piece for Caps fans. It must be mid-late February.

Sometimes a little conflict is just what a relationship needs.

That’s a start, Alexi. Now apologize for your solo music career, and we can move past this.

Coming soon to a theater near you:

How’s that? The head official is obligated to talk to the captain who is the delegate of the manager on the field. If the captain can’t convey the explanation (or the manager won’t accept it), then what’s the head official supposed to do? Just accept the manager having a huff? I applaud the officials, here. Players,…

We were calling it “Doug Cam”. There were actually two white goofy production assistants walking around. It went on forever.

Chad.... What an asshole.

Unless you’re Josh Hamilton. Then you’re just satisfied with actual crack

*sees Crossfit shirt pair of children*

That’s just the best. Like, it’s not even on my bucket list because I have no idea how I’d even get a shot at it.

“Hey, that’s awesome! Congr...”

DeMarcus Cousins (Wisdom extraction) - HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE

“We didn’t lose her. When you lose something you can’t find it. I know exactly where my wife is.”

I don’t think it’s out of the realm of possibility for two friends to get in a fight and move on from it, happens a lot really.