Starting now I am banning anybody that mentions traveling.

What a shot. He should Basque in the glory.

AHEM I THINK YOU FORGOT TO ANALYZE SOMETHING

Tough day? That is the easiest part of the job I would say.

At least he doesn’t have to worry about drafting 1st round busts for like 4 years.

It’s a really tough first day on the job for Marks as Prokhorov has also ordered him to take Billy King out behind the Barclay’s Center and shoot him before close of business.

Seeing that it is Van Persie, my guess is that is an ambulance.

Very convenient, since Van Persie has just as many flops as R Kelly.

Piers Morgan is infuriated.

I, in an almost self-loathing way, am a Duke fan, but I must say that Grayson Allen is (arguably) the most infuriating player I’ve watched on a Duke squad in my entire life.

Either because he blatantly tripped a Louisville player or because he looks like Ted Cruz’s illegitimate son?

An untalented point guard getting way more playing time than he deserves because his father’s the coach? Must be a college thing. Would never happen in the NBA.

Talk about a case of the boy that cried lobo...

I can honestly say that the NFL has pushed me more towards soccer because of various factors. The constant action in soccer without the commercials is very appealing.

But you just know Christie’s a Pens fan.

Homers have got to homer

its like when the doctor hits you in the knee with a hammer. you just involuntarily jump three feet in the air.

My favorite part is the Devils announcer beginning to explain how “there’s a nerve” in your calf that would make you jump three feet in the air a second after being slashed.