I’ve never seen this show, but my daughters used to watch it once in a while at their babysitter’s house. I heard about it for months and literally thought it was called “Papa Troll” and was a cartoon about a family of trolls or something. It wasn’t until someone bought my daughter a Paw Patrol book that I figured out…

How can you not see it? The dress is white and gold...

To be fair, anytime someone correctly merges on the highway is a magistral moment.

/Messi completes simple pass

Oh my gosh - I’d star this a million times if I could. Love, love, love Doc Emrick. Pierre McGuire can eat a dick, though.

There was kind of a weird moment when Josh Harris (the owner) was talking about the Marty statue, and said it would stand “out in front of the prudential center for the next twenty years.” I think he was trying to create a parallel to how Marty stood in front of our goal for the last twenty years, but a palpable chill…

I hear you. Clemmensen would’ve won the whole thing.

I was at the game last night and all I can say is I want Doc Emrick to be the master of ceremonies at every meaningful event in my life.

“Sure, HE gets closure.”

Joe Jesus. He ain’t always there when you want him, but he’s always there when you need him.

This sounds like a tempest in a teapot, assuming they were budgeted enough to procure a teapot.

Cam Newton: I am so... bummed out.

The game kind of sucks.

They should’ve let the girls go to the concert. Sure, they’d be tagalongs, but they’d have fun all the same.

Ron Rivera?

Must have heard all this from “a friend” eh?

All Guy Bathtime

Stop! That’s My Wife! is Peyton Manning’s erotic rebuttal to Al Jazeera

The cap doesn’t work if you are concerned in any way about the league’s standing/power in the world and creating a better national side. If those aren’t concerns, and you’re happy about enjoying the league in its own vacuum, then the cap is fine.

Kim Jong-Un is North Korea’s best Martial. That’s a problem.