In fairness, this is a huge improvement from Chelsea supporters’ usual proclivity to throw bananas.

He stole a season from all 30 teams actually.

Unless of course that intern was having a HUGE rookie season.

The Dallas Cowboys have reportedly inquired in to his availability.

Apparently Bromley lured the woman with the text “Grand Theft Auto and chill?”

Believe it was sarcasm due to the blatant flopping in most soccer matches.

“I’ve been doing this all season and no one’s praised me once.”

Nah, I prefer the regular Legos....

this play is still more positive from the Greeks than in the 2014 WC

The 294 people who saw this were deeply moved.

I just assuming Germany has a clock (preferably a Swiss clock) with a count down:

Are these the new austerity measures Greece was planning on implementing?

Their hearts were touched

“What, now we have to physically lift them up, too??” - Germany

This is why people hate soccer. Seriously, nobody even touched them.

I don’t watch a lot of Greek second division soccer, but hopefully the EU and Turkish governments will be able tell that they’re protesting.

“If this gets Grunfeld fired, it’ll be worth it.” —what I say to myself after every Wizards game.

Much as I hate to see Chelsea succeed in any way — I have to admit it would be hysterical if they managed to win the Champions League and get relegated in the same year. Which actually could happen.

Chelsea’s dream scenario has to be winning the Champions League to screw 4th-place Tottenham out of a berth again.