For me this is the moment that really crystallized that Kobe absolutely knows what he is doing to this team and... Holy Shit.... Are we still doing conspiracy theories. Because I now have one

[watches highlights] “Pffff! Anyone can do that.” Internet Commenter

Maybe be a little more defensive next time.

Uh... the Patriots won the Super Bowl last year after signing Revis. The Broncos are in the AFC championship after signing Ware, Talib, and Ward two offseasons ago.

Washington has been making splashy free agent signings for 15 years. Look at all of their success!

In a related note, Packers management fed up with Mike McCarthy’s refusal to stop coaching like ass.

Free Agents: Like we want to live in Wisconsin.

In all fairness to Thompson, he thought the depth at running back was going to be the best in the league given Eddie Lacy came to camp twice the man he used to be.

Fascist agents of the dystopian corporate police state: They’re just like us!

Wow, tell us more

Always the highlight truthers.

I believe he crossed the line of scrimmage...good to videos of see cops having fun with people though

• Can I commute from London?

Usually, unnecessary roughness by the police is much, much worse.

There's probably a joke about Times New Roman (Abramovic) in there somewhere, but I'm too drunk.

As a result, he’s been offered the Cavs’ coaching position.

It was written in Comic Sans.

Hell fucking Yespedes. #lgm

Well, clearly he can't become a National.

God bless us, everyoenis.